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作者：游客 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
My suicide note to my wife
by: corvispr 10/20/05 11:27 pm
Msg: 374921 of 375102
Well my friend, I'm sitting in my closet with all the
lights out and I think its just about over. Ive
started inflicting deep razor blade cuts over every
different body part you can think of. My lips, tongue,
in between my toes...you name it. Somehow, in my mind,
I think I deserve more pain. I'm twisting the razor
too, after penetration, and its dull.
After maybe a thousand of them I will undress, douse
myself in flammables, light a match and scramble out
to the Turnpike in search of the fastest moving
eighteen wheeler. Theres a lot of speedtraps out
tonight too. Dammit! I really wanted to jump from Riva
Pointe with cement boots but Bill was working and he
said he would have to give my car a ticket if I parked
there. He was always a cockroach.
I discharge to you my memorial duties and epitaph. The
inscription on my tomb should simply read:
" He was the Anti-Google - Need more be said ".
R.I.P
作者：游客 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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