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#1: 老中同SARS网上英语角七段上海MM刚刚网聊实录 (1747 reads) 作者: laozhong, 来自: 苏州/天津/北京/重庆/美国

时间: 2007-3-14 周三, 11:26
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作者：laozhong 在海归酒吧发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

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JOHN
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有个问题我不太明白
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如果有个男人，满花心的，来招惹你，并且装的又很有诚意，遭几次拒绝后，就不会再来招惹你了？
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我的意思，如果一个很想和你好的男人，遭到REFUSE，也不会再TRY，就GIVE UP了？
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YES, HE WOULD THINK HE'D BETTER SPEND HIS TIME ELSEWHERE
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IN THE OLD DAYS, MEN WOULD KEEP TRYING
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但难道他不懂女的在TEST HIM？
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NOT NOW？
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但他不KEEP TRYING，我不太能决定他是真心对我好的对伐？
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NOWADAYS, IF HE IS WORTH UR TIME TO DSCUSS WITH ME, HE SHOULD HAVE MANY OTHER OPTIONS
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EVEN IF HE TRULY LIKES U, HE WOULD MOST LIKELY DUMP U AFTER HE GETS U LAID
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你说的OTHER OPTION是指可以和他玩的其他女的？
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YES
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IF HE DID NOT DUMP U, 90% CUZ HE IS POOR, 10% CUZ HE IS STUPID
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他对我装腔做事，那我也这么对他，一开始不接我CALL，那后来我也不接
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U SHOULD MARRY THIS STUPID MAN B4 HE WAKES UP
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之后就这么不联系了，真是奇怪
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THAT MEANS NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED
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我只是觉得这样连朋友也不是了
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WOMEN SHOULD ALWAYS BE PASSIVE
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PASSIVE FOR WHAT？
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你觉得这样的男的，他还会CALL我么？
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还会TRY么？
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EVEN IF U HAVE MALE FRIENDS, U CANNOT CALL THEM SAYING HOW ABOUT A DINNER DUTCH TREAT?
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有几个动作，做的比较奇怪，他带我去卡困难房子的说
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难道是试探我的胃口？
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带我去看房子
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男人有主动权, 女人有否决权
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再我面前说他有很多女的，那我说GO AHEAD
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我说就这房子，呵呵，
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他立马脸色难看
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IF HE DOES NOT CALL, THAT'S IT
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我也知道肯定不舒服
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HE PASSED ME，RIGHT？
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你觉得象这种寂寞男的，还会CALL我么？
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女人自动送货上门决不会有好结果, 99.9%被始乱终弃
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只是想知道男人是怎么想的
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我说女人
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我说男的
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我意思要OFFER上去
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我想知道男人遭到拒绝后，会不会再TRY
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还是就GIVE UP了
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R U GOING TO MARRY A 寂寞男???
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想问问，
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OF COURSE NOT咯
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我的意思，知道男人的想法，以后HANDLE起来比较好点
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尤其和老男人玩
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他CALL是不CALL了
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MSN问我，现在我连MSN也IGNORE了
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IF U WANT TO TEST WATER, TRY TO 不着痕迹地APPROACH他
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JUST CAN‘T THINK IT THROUGH，你对我说的也让我点明白，诶。。。
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do u have a good GF who also know him well?
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NO
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算了，和他玩了很长时间
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就莫名其妙的这么断了
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呵呵
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奇怪吧
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marriage is very difficult nowadays
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rich want er nai
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I KNOW
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BUT WHO GONNA BE ER NAI
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U KNOW
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gold-collar want one-nite stand
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SIGH。。。
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white-collar are not qualified
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BUT THEN WHAT KINDA CAN BE A GOOD HUSBAND THEN？
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IF THEY FUCK AROUND OUTSID，TOO BAD，I AM GONNA DO THE SAME THINGS
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HAVE FUN
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I went to a wedding last Sunday
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YEAH？
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HOW’S THAT
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I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT MINE，HEHE，CAN‘T FIND MY MR RIGHT
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the guy workes for electric power co. and the girl is a government employee
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SO？
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both look handsome/pretty
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AND？
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郎才女貌咯
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men get married nowadays cuz they figured it is cheaper than fooling around
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therefore, those who can afford fulling around do not get married. period
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等一下
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wang shuo said marriage will definitely die within this century
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不结婚的理由到成了，能AFFORD咯？
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那等要结婚了，不是遇到了自己喜欢的。而是想CHEAPER点咯？
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u have to give ur man a reason to marry u, going to bed together is no longer the reason
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那什么会是GOOD REASON TO 结婚啊
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总不见得对他说，我是个FEMAIL
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FEMALE
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watch those recent marriages to find their reasons as ur reference
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恐怖

作者：laozhong 在海归酒吧发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

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